Flyonoid 1.16
Flyonoid - Year 2009. April 38. Monday. No fly with any insect dignity will ever forget this day. Yeah, that
was the day when hordes of alien scum attacked our little green planet. These monstrous green
freaks had harassed three grasshoppers, stolen spots from the lady bug's wings, but most
importantly kidnapped all flies from planet Earth. Some say they took a bug with them, but that
information was later reputed by two stampedes that insist it was a bear, not a bug. We can only
guess The British intelligence sources have proof that the reason all flies were boarded to the
alien spacecraft is because of their brains. Or lack thereof, to be exact. The aliens wanted to
know how flies manage to think without having this important neural organ. So far the aliens have
performed one surgical brain removal to one of their own. The experiment was deemed to be a
failure. Right now all the flies from planet Earth are packed inside one-gallon glass jugs and are
hidden on five different planets. But the flies called John and Hans got lucky. They managed to
befriend the alien who had his brain removed. He turned out to be a real groovy dude and let the
flies out. In the room next door, John and Hans have stumbled upon the latest model of the alien
combat robot. Hans turned out to be a great mechanic. He got inside and started the robot. John,
who used to leave near the pilots cafeteria before, managed to learn robot navigation system. They
called their robot Flyonoid. Now, with such powerful weapon in their arsenal, they rush to save
their fellow-insects!!! May the force be with them!
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